In April, I will have been at PPLD for 21 years. Hopefully, this means I will be able to drink at work.
We have some interesting titles in our collection:
Angel Therapy: Since when do angels need therapy? Obviously, Jesus is not the Wonderful Counselor for nothing...
Crystal Healing: Who knew that rocks got sick?
Do you take your sick crystal to a pet rock vet?
Virgin Diet: The cannibals will love this one!
Natural Cures for Dummies: Reading, for example
... and my all time favorite title, The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Eating Smart!
From A Prairie Home companion Pretty Good Joke Book
Two goldfish are in a tank. One asks, “How do you drive this thing ?”
A psychologist asks a Navy sailor, “If a battleship was coming down the street, what would you do?”
“I’d get a torpedo and sink it.”
“Where’d you get the torpedo?”
“Same place you got the battleship.”
Did Roman doctors refer to IVs as 4s?
If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for, “monosyllabic?”
Thanks for listening! (End)
